
Between them would be placed a bottle of Janx Spirit (as immortalized in that ancient Orion mining song “Oh don't give me none more of that Old Janx Spirit/ No, don't you give me none more of that Old Janx Spirit/ For my head will fly, my tongue will lie, my eyes will fry and I may die/ Won't you pour me one more of that sinful Old Janx Spirit”). This is why the Imperial Galactic Government chose Damogran for the Heart of Gold project, because it was so deserted and the Heart of Gold was so secret. Deep Thought,” he addressed the computer, “are you not as we designed you to be, the greatest most powerful computer in all time?” “I'm not panicking!” “Hi there! This is Eddie your shipboard computer, and I'm feeling just great guys, and I know I'm just going to get a bundle of kicks out of any programme you care to run through me.” “So this is it,” said Arthur, “we're going to die.” Because of this topological awkwardness Damogran has always remained a deserted planet. “We distinctly designed this computer to be the greatest one ever and we're not making do with second best. “No, wait a minute, this isn't right,” said Lunkwill, worried. “Well,” said Ford, “the Thumb's an electronic sub-etha signalling device, the roundabout's at Barnard's Star six light years away, but otherwise, that's more or less right.” “Oh nothing,” said Arthur, “only joking." 32 “Your task, O Computer.” began Fook. The planet's surface was blurred by time, by the slow movement of the thin stagnant air that had crept across it for century upon century. From time to time promising features would appear on the distant horizon - ravines, maybe mountains, maybe even cities - but as they approached the lines would soften and blur into anonymity and nothing would transpire. The suns now stood high in the black sky, the pyrotechnics of dawn were over, and the surface of the planet appeared bleak and forbidding in the common light of day - grey, dusty and only dimly contoured. More of the planet was unfolding beneath them as the Heart of Gold streaked along its orbital path. Finally they composed themselves, and Benji moved forward to address Arthur. Except.” he thought again, which required looking at the ceiling - “except some of the shouting I quite like.” He filled his lungs and bellowed, “Resistance is.” The two mice scuttled impatiently around in their glass transports.

“Alright,” said Marvin, “what do you want me to do?” “Yeah,” he said, “but now you come to mention it, most of the actual minutes are pretty lousy. 24 The missiles banked round in a screeching arc and plunged back into pursuit. It says that alcohol is a colourless volatile liquid formed by the fermentation of sugars and also notes its intoxicating effect on certain carbon-based life forms.

What's the matter with the ground? It's all cold and hard.” Here's what the Encyclopedia Galactica has to say about alcohol. “First I've heard of it,” said Arthur, “why's it going to be built?” “Why three pints all of a sudden?” “And stop talking,” said Zaphod, “it's hard enough trying to sleep anyway. The voice was old, courteous, almost charming, but was underscored with quite unmistakable menace.
